Saturday, August 6, 2011

I'd Like to File A Missing Persons Report Please

Adam likes online forums.
He likes to have discussions with Internet friends about
topics like music, film, society...

See, Steve Vai is a great guitarist, but one better off as a solo artist doing instrumentals.
When he joined Whitesnake, it wasn't the right fit.
He can't restrain himself, he needs the freedom to rock out.
Where as Ritchie Kotzen is both an amazing soloist but also
has fit very well into the bands he's joined and in fact, improved them.

He'll discuss why Michael Mann is his favorite director.
He likes the looks and style of his work, both TV and film and appreciates
that he makes it as close to reality as possible.

Also, when asked, he'll tell you that he thinks Sylvester Stallone is a better
actor than he is a director.
 When directing himself, he did a better job with Rocky II than he did
with The Expendables. That might be however, due him acting more
than directing.

Really get him going and he'll argue which hair products for men are better.
He does not discriminate. He will debate with pretty much
anyone about pretty much everything.

Tired of following other peoples rules and being banned for having
strong opinions, he has started up his own forum.
This is why he will be missing from the world, from my world.
This is how I anticipate seeing my husband for the next well, forever:


The only things that may change is that he might one day put a shirt on
and I am confident that the number of empty coke cans on his desk will increase
and decrease based on the day of the week our recycling garbage is picked up.

If I really want to lose him forever, I should install a bathroom, a futon and
a mini fridge in his man cave and he'll never have a reason to leave the room.

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