TBBT
The Big Bang Theory.
New Season.
2 Episodes.
Alot of laughter.
I love everything about Sheldon.
Raj & Penny, well played.
We don't need Priya anymore.
Amy Farrah Fowler asking to be kissed where she's not been kissed before.
Sheldon stripping down due to cooties.
I am happy they're back :)
3 BESTS:
1. Bang Bang Bang Penny.....Bang Bang Bang Penny.......Red cushion answers door.......
ahhhhhhhhhhhh...........Sheldon returns Tap Tap Tap Penny.
2. Howard & Raj making out on the remote online kissing machines. Both with their eyes closed.
3. Buck up sissy pants. If you need any more help my books can be purchased on Amazon.
Here are the Vanity Cards for tonights 2 episodes.
They can be found at:
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #349
Every night before going to bed, he would brush his teeth and make a preemptive attempt to void his bladder. He then walked into his closet, got on his knees in front of the shoe rack and prayed to a god whose unlikely existence he likened to an ongoing quantum event. In his mind, the act of kneeling mattered not at all to this supposed god. He could just as well pray standing naked on his head with his ass serving as a fleshy vase for a bouquet of flowers. The penitential pose was only useful as a demonstration of his humility in the face of the infinite (although when things were going his way, it was more of a feigned humility). The prayers themselves mostly consisted of thanking his sub-atomic almighty verb for assembling an infrastructure that allowed for life to exist. This included, in no particular order, the various laws of physics, gravity, organic chemistry and thermodynamics. And, since it was his belief that sentient life was created by an insentient universe in order for the insentient universe to be admired, he made an effort in his prayers to tell the insentience, "nice work" or "way to go". Finally, he would close with a plea for this nameless everything to look after the less fortunate. "Please god, despite the clear evidence that it's not in your nature to care, bring love and happiness to all the souls who suffer." Then, his heart filled with grace, he would climb into bed and sleep peacefully until he dreamed he was standing in his closet and peeing on his shoes - god's clever way of telling him he had to wake up and go to the bathroom.
1st Aired: 22 Sept 2011
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #350
eschewed pretentious poses.
He thought those who called him vulgar,
had boogers in their noses.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
1st Aired: 22 Sept 2011
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